The run:  Ten point one kill me ters!  An unexpected use of terrain, most of which was paved kept the pack wishing they had brought Rollerblades, or at least street shoes.  However, upon arriving at the Tagore Drive run site 40 minutes into the run, the pack couldn't believe that the trail kept going into the jungle like an Energizer Bunny with a prang.  Many were praying for a surprise bus-home run.  In the end, it made the beer taste just that much better.  The hares were awarded a GOOD HASH SHIT! (i.e. Technical Hash Shit)

 

Hares:  Bloodshit, Double Back, Joe and Courtney were brought in and given a down-down for the hash shit.  They told the crowd that the on-on was at Ben Cheng restaurant.  I wish I'd listened! 

 

Next week's Hares:  Cock Radio, Ripper and Coo Chi Coo invite Lion City to the road above Mayfair Park for some Australian adventures!

 

Virgins:  Olav and Caroline came for the first time today.  Usually it goes fast the first time!  I don't know what happened!

 

Visitors:  Ice Dancer, Barnet, Stefan, Joseph, Courtney, Greta, Baby Cum, Muff-In, Marie, Matt, Bill, Penile Extension, Selina, and Caroline all came and bought us beer!  Thanks guys!  Good to see you!  Ice Dancer was given an extra down-down for not trusting Lion City.  He felt that he couldn't leave his backpack unguarded.  When he finally set it town after the taunts..., Ripper stole it!  We all become what people expect of us in the end, don't we?!

 

New Member:  Karen joined us!  Welcome!  Jasmine watched in wonder as Mommy had a down-down!

 

Harewhip:  Bloodshit admitted that this night's long run was the result of a grudge he'd been holding against Cock Radio for nearly a year.  It was about this time last year when Bloodshit came back to the hash and was greeted with Cock Radio saying:  "Jeeze Mate!  You're looking fat and out of shape!"  This didn't sit well with Bloodshit.  That's when his plan of setting a ball breaker just after the return of all the Aussies from their New Year trip home to the overeating!  He took special pleasure in watching Cock Radio suffer!  The rest of us?  I guess we were just collateral damage!  Next Bloodshit brought Sweet Thighs and Iron Crotch into the circle.  Before the run, these ladies were fawning all over a little Tony Blair type lap-dog.  "Oooh!  He's so CUTE!"  Bloodshit at that moment realized how he can control women!  Just dangle a lap-dog in front of them!  (Is that what they're calling it these days?)  Give puppy-lovers a note!

 

Mystery-Whip:  Ripper decided to have it out with the nationalities that troubled him.  First the Germans!  Fine engineering, precision, systematic execution of tasks....  How could all of this add up to Armless not being able to park his BMW worth a shit?!  Given zeem hay noat!  Next, the Americans who shorten everything into acronyms are bad enough in their own country.  Now, here in Singapore, Stash came up with:  T.P.W. or (Temporary Permanent Walker).  What the hell does that mean?  Another American who is supposedly "high-tech" was seen standing face to face with Ayam Kampong trying to communicate with Blue Tooth.  "I can't find you!"  What does that mean?  You're right in front of each other!  Croc O'Shit gets a note!

 

Mystery-Mystery Whip admitted to walking the run, but at least he wasn't complaining about being tired.  On-in Astronut for being tired from playing golf.  Next in Bully for following the "Snails Trail".  Lastly Cock Radio and Sneaky Cummer were given a down-down for not believing the direction of the trail.  Give all of these wimps a note!

 

A.O.B:

 

Ice Dancer was brought back in.  Had he found his bag yet?

The Prick of the week was awarded to Baby Cum's fiance who was named on the spot:  Takes Cum.

Coo Chi Coo defended his proposed name of Circle Jerk by pointing out that the man does nothing but run in circles to wait for Eleven!

AWARDS:  Deceased was awarded a shirt for 50 runs!  Congratulations!

Astronut called in a visitor with a "Finding Nemo" hat.  This boy said:  "SloCum made me wear it!"  He was then named:  Stinky Fish Balls

Stash called in Bloodshit and showed Lion City the horrible scratches all over Bloodshit's legs.  The question:  "How did you get those?"  There were NO thorns on this run!

Muffin was brought in with his wife (SloCum's son's future in-laws).  These are Takes Cum's parents.  Muffin's wife was named:  Muff Diver.

 

On-On Cheng Beng $10/head

Scribe:  Croc O'Shit