Hares:  Dim Sum, Chicken Shit and Strapless were brought in and given the GOOD RUN seal of approval.  Peeking Ong was also recognized as a run cuntsultant / toilet paper carrier.  It's probably his fault that the 8 kilometer, mountainous trail was too short and too flat!

 

Next week's Hare:  Tia Maria announced that the run will go from the Kent Ridge Park Car Park.

 

Virgin:  Crystal

Visitors:  Isako, Khan the Cobra, Kannot Kan, Preen Piss, Too Big, Caroline, Vibrator, Terr, Kowpaddy, Handbag, Dana

Returnees:  Magoo, Lick it Off, Down Under, King Leer, Long Dong

 

Peeking Ong was brought in for frightening the virgin when he yelled:  "Show us your tits!"

 

Mystery Whip:  While the Canadians were  bumping into each other in the middle of the circle while waiting for the REAL Mystery-Whip, Astronut decided to take advantage of the moment for Peeking Ong to announce the date for the Quadripartite Run.  Unfortunately our illustrious Interhash On-Sec. couldn't remember the dates!  Check the website! 

 

Mystery Whip Juice Extractor entered the circle praising the front-running prestige of Cock Radio which until this day had been held in high esteem!  Now, he was seen on the wrong side of a chain-link fence.  What was he doing?  Long-cutting?  Did he think the grass was greener on the other side?  Worst of all, he asked Boo's advice on how to get back on trail!  He ended up on the AYE!  Boo said the sight reminded him of the zoo... animal on one side, man on the other.  But..., which one was the animal?

 

Mystery Mystery Whip:  Cock Radio called in Vibrator who while saying hello and happy new year to all before the circle he spilled a red  beverage all over Ayam Kampong's shirt!  At least afterward she was wearing red!  Did Ayam Kampong complain?  Not a word was heard from her.  On in Ayam Kampong to sing a song....  What?  Lerengitis?  Give frog-in-her-throat a note.  Next, Cock Radio brought in sheep tosser Green Piss for saying that she likes it longer.  Then, the teacher in Cock Radio had a reaction to the people who were emailing him right after the newsletter goes out complaining about having their names spelled wrong.  He ran a few names through the spell checker and this is what he came up with:

 

Knickerless:  Knackeries

Phone Dick:  Phooey

Bagless:  Gagels/Bugles

Stiffy:  Spiffy

Shiggy Piggy:  Shaggy Piggy

Peeking Ong:  Peeking Bong

Fagsucker:  Sapsucker

SloCum:  Slouch

Zipp:  Zapp

 

Next, Cock Radio called in Spiffy to demonstrate why the English National soccer team will never win.  He then called in Tia Maria the Italian coach, to give him the game plan.  After a lengthy discourse in a hispanophied Italian, Stiffy headed out onto the pitch dribbling the soccer ball like a basket ball player!

 

Lastly, Mystery-Myster Whip / Honorable Secretary Cock Radio celebrated his birthday.  We gave him a song and Big Head plastered him with what looked like would have been a delicious piece of cake.  He immediately called for the services of Lick It Off!

 

Honorable Hare Whip:  Won Ton just couldn't let the Chinese get away without having a hare whip.  Let's face it... 22 hares... they should have a whip!  Therefore, her first charge went to the hares.  They were also charged with being too lazy to pick up Kampong's leftover paper and flour.  When it finally became evident that it HAD to be done..., the men made Chicken Shit do it all by herself!  Typical!  Give the men a note!  Lastly Won Ton brought in Stash who was overheard saying at the drink stop that Won Ton wasn't allowed to drink because she was the designated driver!  Wait a minute!  This is the Chinese New Year run, not the Gwai Lo new year run.  Stash... You're driving!  Give him a note!

 

The Prick:  Stiffy awarded the prick to Cums Quietly for being Tazmanian, like the bastards that sold UWC an on-line learning software package that crashed leaving 3000 students home, without any learning happening!

 

AOB:

Kannot Khan calls in Indecent Exposure to sing her his favorite song.

Boo calls in Kannot Khan for only knowing one song.

Boo then called in Machine for being a blond.

Boo then called in Impossible for finding the Yeo's building Impossible to find.

Astronut called in all the people sitting into the circle.  LCH3 is NOT a sitting hash!

Stash called in Machine for running 2 kilometers past a T-check.  He really IS blond!

Stash then called in Magoo who lobbied for the end of Absentee Membership and is now an Absentee Member.

Croc O'Shit called in Green Piss for taking a golf cart ride through the nursery instead of running!

Circle Jerk Called in 11 and gave her a down-down for thinking Hong Kong was south of Singapore.  (It depends on how you hold the map!)

Croc O'Shit tries to find a solution to Circle Jerk's running with weights and 11's bottle in the crack.  Why doesn't Circle Jerk carry a big bottle of water?

Kannot Khan charged the virgin with being afraid of his voice.

Sharon Batu rescued a butterfly and Kowpaddy Kowboy rescued a plastic helmet.  Who writes this shit?  I don't understand it either!

 

On-on:  On site

Scribe:  Croc O'Shit