This eleven kiliometer death march up and down hills and along concrete jungle paths was enough to make a few hashers head back early.  Those who went the distance yelled "Hash Shit" con gusto.

 

Hares Tia Maria and Twin Peaks were brought in among shouts of "Too long!" to receive their HASH SHIT award.

 

Next week's hare:  Ripper entered the circle to tell us all where to go...  Too bad no one can understand Anglo-Australian...!  Check the web site!

 

Virgins:  Rei and Karen.  Rei wasn't in the circle, but Karen was.  She didn't want to leave her bags outside.  She insisted on bringing them in with her.  Goodie Bag, in the meantime, could not find her bags because Knickerless had driven off with them in her car.  Karen was given a note.  The poor thing looked terrified.  It was beautiful.

 

Visitors:  Isako, Khan the Cobra, Kannot Kan, Barnet, Full Cock Up, Victoria, Bluto, Selina, Bite and Suck, Ditch Bitch, Lucy Pang, CD Salami, Shag, Hotel, Kowpaddy, Amely, Vibrator and Penile Extension came.

 

Returnees:  Slip and Slide, Gecko and Boris Balls came.

 

Astronut brought in loud-mouthed talkers for chatting durring the circle:  Eleven, Wonton, Boo, Shag, Victoria and a few more...

 

Harewhip:  Twin Peaks charged Kowpaddy for not knowing what he wants.  While on the run, he was overheard saying:  "I don't want to go up!"  Later, he was heard saying:  "I don't want to go down!"  What DO you want to do?  Next Twin Peaks charged SloCum for whining through the last part of the run.  He had been offered the short trail but chose the long.  If you're going to go long, don't whine!  Lastly, Twin Peaks called in her "co-hare" Tia Maria.  It seems Tia Maria had been clinging tightly to her "ONLY CO-HARE" title in spite of the fact that she insisted on adding extra loops to the end of the run.  "...but it's only 11 kilometers...!"  To make matters worse, Tia Maria herself yelled "Hash Shit!" when Astronut asked everyone what they thought of the run.  She ought to be publicly.....

 

When the mystery whip was called, Ripper appeared and told everyone to forget what he had told us concerning next weeks run as using HDB carparks as run sites is now a no-no.  Consider it forgotten mate....  But, why is he in the mystery-mystery slot?  Does he think he's Canadian, or what?!

 

Mystery Whip:  Cunt Dracula brought in Goodie Bag and Eleven.  He explained that the first reason he called them in is because he likes to have pretty girls in the circle.  Saliva took this as an invitation and stepped in as well.  Once she was pushed out, Cunt Dracula gave his second reason for calling them in.  It seems Goodie Bag had taken to carrying her water bottle in the Eleven fashion.  This is how fads begin people!  Soon we will be seeing form fitting bottles designed to slot in nicely.  For Cunt Dracula's second charge, Cock Radio look-a-like Impossible was brought in and charged with mixing up Colbar and Cold Bar in the newsletter.  Let's not forget that we're dealing with Australians, and other non-native English speakers!  Give him a note.

 

Between mystery whips, Astronut brought in Indecent Exposure for sitting down in the circle.  She tried to convince us that she needed to sit down because she was pregnant, but that just got her a round of:  "Bullshit... bullshit... it all sounds like bullshit to me, to me...!"

 

Mystery-Mystery Whip Stash called in the legal rep for the Singapore National Parks Board:  BOO.  He was charged for letting the park trails go to hell.  He is responsible for an environmental catastrophe.  Give him a note.  Next, Goodie Bag was brought in.  Stash noticed that she had black bands around her ankles while she was running.  When he asked her if she was wearing ankle weights, she instinctively touched her ass.  Does this mean she doesn't know her ass from her ankles?  It would seem so...  Lastly, while on trail, there was a back-check that had FRBs befuddled.  Big Head stopped and Juice Extractor squeezed in right behind her and hugged her from behind.  Stash then arrived and did the same thing behind Juice Extractor.  At that point, Juice Extractor said to Stash:  "You better let go!  I can feel something growing back there."  Stash, not wanting to cause any trouble, did as he was told.  However, Big Head then said the same thing to Juice Extractor.  Is there something we should know about you, Juice Extractor?  Give them all a note!

 

AOB:

Jack-Off called in Eleven and pointed out that she's always wet on the run.  Maybe she should be known as always wet 11?  Give her a note.

Jack-Off then pointed out that Eleven didn't have her bottle in her butt crack today.  She held it in her hand.  It's the others who have begun to emulate which means to copy.  What do you get when you mix the words:  emulate and copy?  (Emyoupee or Copulate?)

Siquaman calls in Eleven and makes her take her painting smock.  Art class is over.  It seems Eleven was telling people not to eat too many goodies after the run.  Her mouth was full while she said it!  Give her a note.

Vibrator brought in Ayam Sinking who when asked where he'd been recently he replied:  "I've been outstanding."  He obviously meant "outstation".  Give the German a note!

SloCum called in the hares for adding a run on at the end of the run.

Boo called in Ditch Bitch to check his shorts!  Ladies!!!!!

 

On on :  Colbar (or is it Cold Bar?)

Scribe:  Croc O'Shit