Numbers: Members: 51 ran, walked, hobbled. Extras;  Guests:  male: 8 female: 12 (20) Total 78

       The Run

As seen by Phoney Dick

The hares made good use of this somewhat predictable run area. They avoided the temptation to cross over the PIE and send everyone halfway to Changi airport before bringing them back on a hairpin. Instead they crossed over the Laguna Flyover and exploited the green areas around Bayshore before coming back via the pedestrian subway near to the runsite. I amtoldthat there was a long and short run. COS and one or two other runners came back via the tidal drain near Bedok Jetty.

 The Circle

What did we think of the Run? ~ The verdict was a good run.

Tell us about your On On? ~ Hua Yu Ee Restaurant

Next Week’s Run ~ The French,End of Rifle Range Rd

Virgins:  ~ NA

Visitors ~    NA

Returnees~ NA

New Members ~

Do we have a Hare Whip? ~ Yes, we do, Indecent Exposure

1) Indecent Exposure made a point about blondes and brunettes which resulted in a charge for Twin Towers.

2) IE paid tribute to Armless and Astronut without whom the run would not have been possible.

And now… it’s…. time…, for… the…. Mystery ... Whip: ~ Boo armed with a briefing document of course.

     1)Something about DIY and Caroline (Shut tha Fuck Up) getting married in UK    suggesting she might be pregnant. After only 2 hours sleep.

2)Eskimo Mike who is a Monday and KH3 member only came to LCH3 because the runsite was near his house

3Boo recounted a story going around about Sharon Batu going topless. I should have noted when and where but didn’t (can you find out mate please – CR)

4)As Boo is a lawyer he cannot be a witness so he was not able to inform us about COS, Stiff and Chicken Shit indulging in highway running.

5)COS again for some misdemeanor at a French run at Rifle Range Road

And now...it’s definitely time.....for...the ...Mystery Mystery Whip~  

Shiggy Piggy

1)               Called in the next generation of super fit runners Stiff and Stiffler

2)               COS for not counting enough calories – who called him a fat bastard?

3)               Stash for using a GPS to count calories on the run

4)               Chanivornen(?) COS and Stiffler for being real smart people and coming home under the PIE drain – was this the in-trail?

The Prick~ As we know, COS has had his hands on it for a long time and he wants to circulate it. He had a victim at the Kawaii Girls Run but the police prevented the presentation . It went to a really deserving party – Armless. Armless lookalike Armless accepted the award.

A.O.B. Any Other Business ~

1)Stash summoned Tiger Lily and Shaggy Dick Too. It seems the more you run the more grey hair you get but this is not an indication of intelligence. There was a drain under the PIE and the choice was left or right. Left was clear to Changi airport and Pulau Ubin, so why go left?

2)Tiger Lily said she didn’t like it and she didn’t want it. What? Sex? No thank god. She wanted to avoid an accident. Down down Juice Extractor.

On On On On!

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