The Run

Another Aussie Run, another Hash shit???  Well, the hares have put a lot of extra hours into this run, mainly because they got lost on a recce. Off into the market garden then on down into the stream after a check. The lack of illegal workers squatting in the area means that many of the old tracks have become overgrown. Into the jungle for some bush bashing before descending the ridge and onto a track. Left for runners says the Hare, right for walkers.   Several minutes later, the Hare is attacked by the returning runners who had been sent to a T check. Ha ha, nice one Hares. A Circle check at the stream had runners searching everywhere, especially into the tunnel under Bukit Batok Road. Eventually the Hares have to call on back to put everyone out of their misery. Ha ha, nice one again Hares. A good stretch of fast track running saw runners eventually emerge at the big canal for a check, where walkers were offered a quick option home.  Through the big reeds and some more fast track running. After a monstrous Circle Check, it was Strapless that was leading the pack, showing speed, stamina and poise. Into a grassy track with some shaggy, most runners smelt a T check but 30 of them did it anyway. Ha ha, another good one Hares.  Phoney Dick was spotted doing a short cut run in reverse. Neat! Tiger Lily and Shaggy Dick 2 ran through a Circle Check on Track 22 thinking it was out to the road and home. Wrong! Stash meanwhile was heard stating ‘it can’t be that way, it’s too easy a track to go home on. Wrong! Stash decided to bash his own way through the jungle anyway! The first runners were back in just under an hour with the walkers following several minutes later.  Nice one Hares.

The Circle

The circle was called into order for the last time by Astronut and Big Head

What did we think of the Run? ~ Yes, it was a good run with cunning checks. Well done at last Aussies.

 Tell us about your On On? ~ Greasy Spoon for the usual.

Next Week’s Run ~ Was the AGM- 1400, but that’s been and gone so really it will be Shaggy Dick 2 at Vanda Link!

Virgins:  ~ Renu

Visitors ~    Vibrator, Ian, Lethal Weapon, Rita, Bite and Suck

Returnees~ Malfunktion, Clit

New Members ~

Do we have a Hare Whip? ~ Yes, we do, Cock Radio

Cock Radio calls in Peeking Ong, Half Cut, Coo Chi Coo, Bite and Suck, Kan Not Can, Circle Jerk and Comes Quietly. What do the all have to do with Run 1399.5??? Peeking Ong only does half a run, half Cut is a member of the half family. Circle Jerk is only half the man he was before getting married, Coo Chi Coo is half size, Bite and Suck managed to do a half hour taxi trip to the run site coming from Jurong East MRT, Comes Quietly only did half a recce because he got lost and Kan Not Can is a half wit! Give the fractional parts a note.

And now… it’s…. time…, for… the…. Mystery ... Whip: ~ Strapless

·       Before the run, Croc O Shit was seen greasing up his body by applying lavish amounts of Vaseline all over his body. This outraged the modesty of No Good, especially when he did his nipples and other parts.

·       Strapless remembers playing hide and seek when he was a kid. (How can you remember that far back comments Stash) Shaggy Dick 2 was seen reliving his childhood today when he was spotted bobbing up and down and peeping from behind bushes at a T Check. How childish! Next he will be wanting to play doctors and nurses. Oh, he already does huh!

And now...it’s definitely time.....for...the ...Mystery Mystery Whip~  

Ripper, complete with can of coke

·       Aussies are rather forthright and straight to the point, or as  we say, ‘no beating about the bush.’  Cock Radio was wondering  before the run and asking what to do with the key bag, as the beer truck hadn’t arrived.  In Australia he would have been told exactly what he could do with the bloody key bag, even if it doesn’t sound anatomically possible!

·       3 strikes and you are out. Sneaky Comer has been put in charge of organizing the Aussie T shirts 3 times and 3 times he has failed to deliver.  I think his last comment was something about you know where you can put your bloody T  shirts. That doesn’t seem anatomically possible either!

·       There are certain strategies you can employ to work out  how deep a pool of water. There are certain locations where the water is likely to be deep, eg the base of a waterfall. The color of the water also is a give away. The presence of marine creatures, eg whales, would also indicate deep water. However, there is another way to test the depth, as employed by Shaggy Dick2, and that is to physically fall in and disappear.

·        Milestones ~  

The Prick~ No prick today.

A.O.B. Any Other Business ~

·       Coo Chi Coo is tired of people making fun of Aussies not being romantic, but he has discovered the Chinese are worse! Every night Eleven gets into bed, she turns to Circle Jerk and asks ‘Is it yes or no?’ And apparently she been getting ‘no’ a lot lately.

·       Phoney Dick points to Big Head and her suntan and blonde hair, Is she turning into a surfie girl???

·       Bite and Suck, recognizing the lack of an Anzac shirt tonight, tells everyone to get to Hong Kong Sunday for their run which will have an Anzac Shirt.

·       Hand Bag applauds Twin Towers for walking in front of the coach headlights in her white see through mini skirt.

·       Sneaky Comer  tells of the bachelor Hare who goes through his running bag and everything he pulls out is either mouldy or has a brown crust on it. Well done Comes Quietly.

·       Shoe Shopper states all Aussies are good drivers, and we even drive on the correct side of the road, left of course. Tia Maria however is perhaps typical of crazy Spanish drivers.’ Passing on the left’ she calls as she overtakes a runner on a narrow trail. And what side does she actually overtake on? Yep, the right.

·       Loose Change heard that Suzee Wong wanted to wash her hair after the run but had no shampoo. ‘What’s that bottle there’ asked Loose Change noticing a look a like shampoo bottle. ‘Nah, that’s fanny shampoo’ was the reply! Of course Wet and Wild reminds her that if she had a Brazillian, she wouldn’t need that shampoo. ‘Yeah, I just had mine done ‘ announces Big Head.

·       Twin Towers reminds everyone that not only are Aussies good drivers but they are also good drinkers. So all the Aussies are brought in to finish off the remaining beers.

On On On On!  

Scribed by Cock Radio, for the last time.

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