The Run

Shaggy Dicks Birthday Run was held almost a month after the actual day as I hear he prolonged his birthday celebration run to ensure he survived the celebrations and was sober for the run (we all agreed, with some gusto, that he failed miserably in that regard).

Comes Quietly stepped into the GM’s shoes to get the pack moving.  He had a few attempts, at a few minutes after the hour, at calling the pack together to start the run but do you think a wayward lot would condescend to join the main pack – no way !!!  When they did eventually saunter into the circle Shaggy Dick 2 informed us there was an extra loop for the mad dog runners and pointed us  ‘that that away’.  The run was on chalk, flour and what was later described as ‘pouffy paper’.

There were no virgins present which did not come as any great surprise to the pack.

The run included a whole lot of greenery, wee bit of shiggy (although looking at Chicken Shit after the run you could be forgiven for thinking there was heaps of shiggy), drains, the Turf Club area and the old race track (did see a couple of horses but thank god not galloping on the old track).

We really can’t help ourselves can we – there always has to be someone who follows the Mad Chinaman – I love his rhetoric “I think  it goes this way” and there is always someone to jump right in and follow – I was one of the idiots this week along with Eleven.

Watch this space for next week’s mystery ‘Run Reporter’  - it could be you !!!  I suspect I will know who has read this newsletter by hashers’ reaction to me at the start of the run.

The Circle

The Mad Chinaman, officially the Committee Member on the 2009/2010 Committee, successfully ran tonight’s circle in the absence of the Grand Master and the Grand Mistress.

What did we think of the Run? ~ “Pretty Good’ was the general consensus but ‘Fuckin Brilliant’ was stated by Half Cut after some water boarding by the Hare.

Tell us about your On On? ~ One of our favorite haunts, the Red Lantern, but tonight there will be additional delicacies along with the usual tucker – this statement created some interesting statements as to what those delicacies might be (keeping in mind the Swine Flue) i.e. Pigs Brains, Pigs Feet, Pork Balls, Pigs Intestines, and so it went on.  As an aside we did have some new dishes and they were good.

Next Week’s Run ~ to gain coherent details from the 2009/2010 Committee – so watch this space – or better still – well your guess is as good as mine.

[note from the editor (Cherry Picker): Venus Drive Carpark, Committee Run, Hares: Boo, Quickie, Half Cut, Comes Quietly]

Virgins:  ~ None

Visitors ~    Dog Mount, Singaporn, Dragon Breath, Lethal Weapon, Toyota Tits, Clit, Xing, Butt Wiper, Marcus, Eunuch, Teeny Weeny, Richard

Returnees~ Down Under, Malfunction

New Members ~

Do we have a Hare Whip? ~ Yes, we do, Shaggy Dick 2

·       Shaggy Dick 2 made the point that one advantage of being the Hare Whip is that unlike last week, when he had his charges whipped away from under his nose by the Mystery Whip, this week he was able to get in first.  Some compensation for being the hare, I guess.

·       Stash, a member of the Grey Hair Club, was called in to have a down down in part retribution for mentioning to Shaggy, on more than one occasion, that Shaggy is the possessor of an extra grey hair or two.

·       Cunt Dracula, Shoe Shopper and Shut the Fuck Up were called in for down downs as all three were heard winging about one thing or another to do with the run.

·       Shoe Shopper was called in for a down down.  Shaggy and Shoe Shopper were on the race track during the run when Shoe Shopper started imitating a trotting horse – she said to Shaggy “Do I look like a horse’.  Shaggy was lost for an answer and as such I felt HE should have been the one getting the down down, but not for me to say.

And now… it’s…. time…, for… the…. Mystery ... Whip: ~ Shoe Shopper

·       Shoe Shopper called Shaggy Dick 2 into the circle,  too,  on one hand congratulate him for being sober, on the other hand to suggest he should go back to imbibing as she would hate to see him become bankrupt through continuing to offer tables of food at $12 each.  Shaggy Dick 2 had informed us earlier in the evening that the cost at the On On would be $12 per table – no, no, no, wait, not $12 per table, $12 per person, of course.  Those of us who know what this run commemorates and imbibe ourselves understand that it is impossible to celebrate for a month and still have all that grey matter intact – we have some empathy for this situation.

·       Shoe Shopper attempted to call the new Committee in – when that proved mostly unsuccessful due to absences, she attempted to call in the list of hashers who had ‘nominated’ the new Committee, unfortunately for the new Committee this also proved unsuccessful due to absences – she then attempted to call in the list of ‘seconded by’ – oh well – you can all guess – not many in the circle for down downs.

And now...it’s definitely time....for...the ..Mystery Mystery Whip~ Chicken Shit

·       Chicken Shit called the Mad Chinaman in for a down down and informed the Circle he had asked her to be Mystery Mystery Whip on her arrival at the run that evening.

     Normally she would have expected at least twelve hours notice but he not      only asked her at the twelfth hour he also added insult to injury by suggesting      ideas for charges to her which she wisely rejected.

·       She then called Indecent Exposure and Armless out for a down down as they had been caught earlier during the run at a restaurant at Turf City scoffing a meal in lieu of running the hash.

The Prick~ Not in attendance.

[note from the editor (Cherry Picker): This is what happens when one donates the Prick to other hash chapters. We will probably never see it again as the Monday Hash will make good use of it]

Milestones ~ 

A.O.B. Any Other Business ~

·       Coo Chi Coo called Half Cut in for a down down and brought it to the circle’s attention that as the new scribe she was taking notes in shorthand (which, as an aside, at this stage in typing up the notes, she may review).

·       Tiger Lily called Shut the Fuck Up out to the circle for a down down because, if I heard it correctly, she made the statement ‘I am so wet – WELL, I AM newly married’.

·       The Mad Chinaman charged Eleven and Circle Jerk and noted that they too are newly married and asked if we recalled the times when Circle Jerk would run back to ensure Eleven was safe and okay.  Well, tonight he was apparently no-where to be seen when Eleven needed assistance.  He did have a defence but …………..who was listening.

·       Shut the Fuck Up’s high octaves preceded her sojourn into the circle and promptly quietened everyone.  Eleven was brought in and received a down down for being desperate enough to follow the Mad Chinaman during the run.

·       Ayam Kampong was called in by the Acting GM for sitting during the circle.

Half Cuts Plagarism:

Straits Times 02/05/09:   ‘Genius by Rote – Some people tend to believe that genius is the product of a divine spark.  Not so apparently – what Mozart had, and Tiger Woods has, is the ability to focus.  It also helps if you slow down your actions and focus meticulously on technique.  Finally, to receive a genius state it helps greatly if one of your parents die when you are 12 year of age.”

Hash Confucious say:  Keep this information away from your 12 year old.

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