• Suzie Wong called in a Running Shit look-alike – this duty fell to Foot Rot.  Running Shit aka Foot Rot is the one who should bear the blame from anyone booing the run a few minutes ago as Suzie Wong informed the circle that she and In & Out volunteered at very short notice when Running Shit pulled out. 

• In and Out was the next in line for a charge for not being a ‘gentleman’.  He coerced Suzie into setting the shiggy part of the run while he stood on the sidelines barking instructions.  Well deserved down down. 

• In and Out charged Cock Radio, Not Tonight, Stiffy and Wet Brazilian for being short cutting bastards.  He was waiting for front runners to come out of the jungle and when these runners did come out it was far too early and so he rightly assumed they were not ‘really fast runners’ just short cutting bastards.

• In and Out charged Tarnished Image with going to the wrong car park and as In and Out said ‘Boy she was pissed off’.  A look-alike, Denominator, came in to take the down down as she had long since left for home.

• In and Out brought in Loose Change, who had helped to set the run.  In & Out explained that he had received a call from his land lady telling him there was someone at his flat.  When In & Out asked for a description of the person the land lady said ‘She looks like your Mother’.  In & Out was the one receiving the down down and rightly so.

• Suzie Wong charged In & Out for not making enough time to set the run and consequently having to rush through and as said earlier send her into the shiggy.

GM Business – Cock Radio

• Cock Radio, always on the lookout for trouble makers, found Eleven sitting, hiding behind rows of standing hashers.  Down down given.

Milestones

• Congratulations and a t-shirt go to Kan Not Kan for his 50^th run. 

• Half Cut was given back a t shirt she had received two years ago.

• Cherry Picker called Cock Radio, a past scribe, into the circle and asked him about comments concerning Cock Radio in the newsletter.  Cock Radio was oblivious to what Cherry Picker was talking about and was nicely caught out because if he had read the newsletter he would have known it was concerning his ‘On the Couch’ segment

• The Whip brought Cock Radio into the circle. When Cherry Picker came back from the run he had drunk his mandatory 100 Plus, his mandatory bottle of water and was in the process of deciding on beer or mango juice, when Cock Radio sheepishly sidled up to him and asked him to be Mystery Whip, ten minutes before the circle began.  Cherry Picker downed his mango juice and quickly went off to have a shower – which brought him to another charge.

• Ayam Kampong - When Cherry Picker has a shower he apparently likes to do it in a quiet manner so he can concentrate on showering and in this instance think about who he was going to charge as Mystery Whip.  Ayam Kampong, who was showering next to him had other ideas.  She not only proceeded to tell him, in no uncertain terms that when she gets changed she likes her peace and quiet, she wouldn’t shut up about it.  Cherry Picker had to eventually tell her to shut up. 

• Jack Off, who has been anxiously awaiting the return of The Prick finally got her wish to see it again.   She was not to hold onto it for too long though as she called Cock Radio in and presented it to him.  He was charged with not appointing a Mystery Whip until 10 min before the circle and, also, not appointing a Mystery Mystery Whip at all and having to do it himself. 

• Cock Radio gave us a pep talk about being humble and how some people can do it and others cannot.  For example, the match during the week between Barcelona and Manchester United where Barcelona came out the winner.  There are some people who really like to flaunt it over others.  Tia Maria was called into the circle and received a down down for flaunting her country’s win by wearing a Barcelona t shirt to hash. At this point The Prick was passed to her.   

• Cock Radio brought Strapless into the circle for running near naked through the jungle – he said ‘he was hot’ – but then as the run progressed into deeper jungle the moment it looked like he was going to run into a thorn or two he apparently then went to ridiculous lengths to cover up every inch of his body.

• Slocum had a few charges for Cock Radio all rolled into one with this charge.  Cock Radio was charged with not ensuring there were Mystery Whips prior to the day,  for asking a person ten minutes before the circle and last, but not least, having to resort to being the Mystery Mystery Whip himself.

• Aye Aye’s charge will be remembered not so much for the charge but for the expletive “Be Quiet Woman”.  Impossible announced some time ago that he was going to retire and have six months on and six months off.  His remarks now are very confusing to Aye Aye who wants to know ‘what is happening now’.  Impossible said ‘I am not retired’ and Aye Aye gave ‘retired for now’ a note.  The end result of that charge was very unclear. 

• Shoe Shopper called Comes Quietly into the circle.  She brought up the fact that a few weeks ago she tried to charge the new members of the committee and their seconders but without success as only a few members of the new committee were in attendance that night.  Now she wants to know ‘Where is Topless’.  Comes Quietly has been stand in Hash Brew for a few weeks now and Show Shopper demanded that as he was standing in for Topless he should take his top off which he promptly did.

• Mother Mary has Quad Hash tickets for sale for anyone interested. 

• Coo Chi Coo called Aye Aye into the circle asking about Inpossible’s charge and how an accountant can retire when he doesn’t do any work in the first place.  It was also a farewell charge for Aye Aye as we do not expect to see him for a month. 

• Twin Peaks charged In & Out – the gist of this charge went something like In & Out knows to come second because ‘If the man comes first the night is over’