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Run 1408 |
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Date : 12th June 2009 |
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Hares : On her Rear & Pussy Lifter |
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Run-Site: Seletar Airbase
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On On: Seletar Seafood Restaurant in Cactus Road
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Numbers: Members: 47 Returnees: 1 Visitors: 5 Virgins: 2 Total 55 |
Quote from Pussy Lifter ‘Concerning the run, please remember it was mainly Stiff's and Fiona's merit for the recce and I have to thank Soo Chin for the excellent logistic support!’
The Run by our Mystery Run Reporter: Stash
The bulldozer has come to another part of Seletar Air Base, so the hares moved the run site to a nifty dirt track. Wonder how long this run site will be in existence. So yet another ON ON was called - for the 3rd time this week - from Seletar Air Base, talk about coincidence? Out of the air base, across the TPE to find arrows going the wrong way. Wonder who's arrows those were? Ah, so we learn these clever hares set this very same trail two days prior in reverse. So must be lots of virgin territory on this run!!
Up the grass embankment, and down, and up, and down.....and finally out into the ankle breaker field for a circle check, on back and through some more ankle breakers onto Seletar Farmway 7. Several FRBs in fine form today, even Bagless up the front of the pack as a result of his new training regime. A zig and a zag on whatever roads to a circle check. An ON BACK call from Kan Not Can and Comes Quietly...of course, the clever FRBs had run on Wednesday, so they knew exactly how to break the check. On through a nice bit of jungle, and out onto the road for another circle check. Here Strapless was delegating instead of checking....and another clever soul who ran Wednesday, Boo, called ON ON led the pack back into the bush on a trail just next to the one we'd come out. A few not-so-clever hashers were wondering why are we going back in on the trail we had come out...not realizing of course the hares are a bit more clever than that. Clever Boo found the old van that's obviously been left to rust in the jungle for years. I thought he'd be clever enough to tow it out and claim back the OMV on the van by now? Tiger Lily came racing to the front of the pack...and in true Tiger Lily form, she missed the trail off left and kept right on going. On back Tiger Lily....
From there it was down to the drain, hard right, and up onto the road. Tiger Lily sprinted on left, but she missed the T check. Can't blame Tiger Lily for this one, the hares laid the T check under the truck. Very clever hares! Then it was back to Jalan Kayu, over across the road to the durian trail, and back to nifty dirt track. Jack-off used her Autocratic power to tell us it was a GOOD Run and after brain washing us with that thought, asking what we did we think of the run? So democratic, so typical, so we all agreed with Jack-off it was a GOOD Run.
The Circle by Half Cut
Circle began at 7.45pm.
What did we think of the Run? ‘Dam good run’ said our Grand Mistress with some gusto and the circle did not disagree.
Tell us about your On On? As above $12 per person – 9 courses.
Next Week’s Run: Hare: Comes Quietly, Location: Chestnut Ave (mid way); On On at Red Lantern.
Virgins: Martha and Julie
Visitors: Boom Boom, Kelly, Mark, Holly, Doreen
Returnees: Vibrator
New Members: ---
Do we have a Hare Whip? Pussy Lifter
Pussy Lifter wanted to charge Vibrator but had the drink himself as a look-alike as Vibrator is off looking for his new, correction - previous girl friend, who was separated from the pack during the run and is now nowhere to be found. She is lost in the jungle or streets of Seletar with all her belongings still being back at the start of the run.
Pussy Lifter called Jack Off into the circle. Pussy Lifter offered his services to Jack Off at the eleventh hour to set the run but on condition that he only assist as co-hare as he is suffering from Chikungunya and did not feel strong enough to do the run as hare. Jack Off’s reply dated 20/5 came back to him ‘Very sweet of you. I believe there is someone who needs a co-hare’. Within a matter of minutes he received an email from On Her Rear offering to assist him with the run. He is no longer co-hare but the hare.
· Pussy Lifter brought Boo into the circle. As this run has a few things in common with Wed’s run. Pussy Lifter spoke to Boo and asked him who had set the run for Wed as they may be able to assist with information on the area etc. Boo pleaded ignorant as to whom had set the run or who may be able to assist. Pussy Lifter looked at Hash Records to glean some more info and ‘lo and behold’ whose name should appear in the records, time and time again, going right back to 2003, but The Mad Chinaman. It was suggested his name should be changed to Selective Memory.
Eavesdropper Interlude: Croc O’Shit was heard commenting ‘I love the Germans speaking English to one another other in the circle – it cracks me up’.
Congratulations to Ditch who has completed 200 runs. Phoney Dick became nostalgic and commented he remembered when Ditch did his first run. What memorable thing did Ditch do on that run or maybe it was Sweet Thighs attendance he really remembers.
Mystery Whip: Peeking Ong
Peeking Ong brought the Virgin visitors into the circle. They had obviously not been forewarned ‘do not follow Boo’, or if they had they ignored it, and ended up coming home a little too early for their liking. After following him in they were heard exclaiming ‘Gee the run is fairly short – why don’t we go again’ and they did, for another 30 mins. Down Down for the visitors.
Cherry Picker was brought into the circle as the run attendance sheet had gone out during the week and Peeking Ong wanted to know how someone could do two runs in one week as stated in the sheet. Hard to believe that you could do two runs in one run although the previous charge on our visitors could explain fully.
The Prick: Missing in Action
Mystery Mystery Whip: Running Shit
· Running Shit called Jack Off, Indecent Exposure and Big Head into the circle. What do these three have in common? ‘Wet T shirt competition?’ was suggested by the male population. Not too be. Jack Off was charged for teasing Running Shit when he was grizzling during the run about the run being ‘in and out’ and around, I guess. Big Head was heard complaining when Boo did not help her but assisted Quickie over a difficult part of the run. Indecent Exposure was spotted coming out of the bush and when she was asked ‘what have you been doing’ she said ‘just bonking’.
· Running Shit brought Chicken Shit and Phoney Dick into the circle as look-alikes for Aye Aye & Saliva who cannot stay away from our fabulous runs, circles and on ons and therefore run the risk of being photographed by Ayam Kampong for her Portitia website.
GM Business:
Birthday wishes go to Wonton – ‘21 Today’
Eavesdropper Interlude: Oh dear, Vibrator is back without finding his, we suspect, previous girlfriend.
A.O.B. Any Other Business:
Croc O’Shit brought Tiger Lily into circle. He had been running behind Tiger Lily in her draft when they came to a t-check and went their separate ways to find the trail. Croc O’Shit became sidetracked for a bit talking to a hasher, but did not let that perturb him, as he felt he could catch her up. The thing was that Tiger Lily had not broken the check so she was not to be seen again. Tiger Lily protested but as he said ‘Excuses are like arm pits ……. and I must find out what the rest of that was.
Shaggy Dick Two walked into the crowd asking everyone to look in that direction. What do we see hiding behind, but the visitors Holly and Doreen sitting on a little blanket they had brought just for such an occasion. No sitting in the circle – down downs given.
Slocum announced that the Quad Run Bus is now leaving at 12.30 not 1pm as previously announced. Hope all were there.
Slocum brought Jack Off into the circle. Jack Off had suggested at the previous Committee Meeting that the Committee girls wear the same or similar clothing. We agreed and she went off to Hong Kong to purchase skirts and we agreed to wear them this week. The only person to turn up in the circle without her skirt was Jack Off.
Phoney Dick called Goody Bag in. She had phoned Phoney Dick to ask ‘how do I get to the run site’. Phoney Dick gave her very explicit instructions on how to get there including almost every expressway in Singapore. When he caught up with her at the run he enquired if she had followed his instructions and she told him how she got there – omitting every expressway he had mentioned but including the only ones he hadn’t mentioned to her.
Blood Shit called in Goody Bag. She had been doing push ups after the run and Phoney Dick was sitting next to her counting while she did them 1-2; 1-2.
Eavesdropper Interlude: He did say he was visualising ‘me lying on my back and her doing all the work’
Slocum charged Boom Boom for talking his way through the circle.
Circle ended at 8.30 pm
Half Cuts Plagiarism:
Straits Times: Monday June 8th 2009 Jocelyn Lee
‘Korean Actress Gianna Jun shot to fame in Asia playing an unreasonable girlfriend in the hit Korean romantic comedy ‘My Sassy Girl (2001). And it seems the 28-year-old shares some real-life traits with that character.
Swanning into the posh Capella Singapore at Sentosa for her interview, the well-groomed actress looked like a star and behaved like one too.
Disinterested in questions, she ignored this reporter throughout most of the interview, preferring instead to focus her attention on the translator.
She spoke English in her latest starring role in her Hollywood debut, ‘Blood: The Last Vampire’, and took on a new name to further her Hollywood career. But she did not deign to speak the language in this interview.
On her second visit to Singapore her schedule was too tight for a meet-the-fans session. While she said ‘I would love to come back here with a more relaxing schedule so that I can enjoy the good food and shopping here, as well as meet up with my fans’, one suspects she said it while on PR autopilot rather than out of genuine desire.
After all, she snapped tartly when asked why Singaporeans should catch her latest show ‘Because I am in it ‘.
Hash Confucius: Not one of the interviewer’s favourite interviews I suspect..
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