The Run by our Mystery Run Reporter: Half Cut

Wow, what a day to set a run!!!  The rain started in the morning and didn’t let up all day.  The hares had a hard job and did it well.  Location was great - good fun and scenic with plenty of options for short cutting (a few of us were charged for doing just that).  

The ‘Abridged’  Circle by: Half Cut

‘Abridged’ due to the fact that notes from the circle left in taxi. My apologies to all those who contributed but have not been acknowledged and thanks to those who took my phone calls and enlightened me with their version of the circle. Definitely not my night – I also left the cards behind. Have had good news (which I am in dire need of this morning)  – am off to Colorado in two weeks – got the visa to work in Vail.

Circle began at 19.57pm.

What did we think of the Run: Declared a f***g excellent fantastic run

Tell us about your On On: Karu’s Curry, order yourself

Wonton again volunteered to be Acting Grand Mistress – definitely talking herself into a job and doing a good job at it.

Next Week’s Run: In and Out told us that he represents next weeks hares and that the run would be at Lorong Lada Hitam.  

Virgins: None

Visitors: there were a few, can’t remember all of them. Amongst others were Fucking Wallaby and The Beast.

New Members: None

Do we have a Hare Whip? Cheeks Out

Well, when you start on a Friday hash as a newcomer you are often told ‘don’t follow Boo!”.  Now why is that?  He knows his way around and if you are lost I would always recommend ‘follow Boo!”.  However, he does not always respect the trail and likes to go ‘his own way’ so if you want to do the run:  “DON ‘T FOLLOW BOO!’.  A down down for Not Tonight, Stiffy, Whipper, Wanky Poo and Slack Arse (Cheeks Out forgot Half Cut but she lost out too!) for following Boo and missing out on half the run.

Milestones: None

Mystery Whip: Saliva

Also see ‘Half Cuts Plagarism’ at end of newsletter - for one of Saliva’s charges – well worth reading. Her other charges were as follows:   

·       It was a Scottish conspiracy – the British people blamed the Labour Government for all the ills currently plaguing UK, but they should be blaming the Scots- it was actually a Scottish conspiracy that threw away a once great Empire to the dogs.  Saliva observed that Westminster had been controlled by the Scots for decades – Tony Blair, Gordon, Brown, Alistair Darling, Charles Falconer … they were all Scotsmen.  Saliva called in Wet Patch to take the down down for being a Labour Party representative … but he is English not Scottish … came the retort from Knickerless … Yes, that’s why he got the down down … he was misled by the Scots.

·       What is the password Aye Aye? – Aye Aye was called in for giving Saliva much aggravation.  Saliva reminded members that Aye Aye was punished previously for setting a password on their computer and then forgot what the password was.  They were locked out of their PC.  However, he did not learn from that last episode because he had forgotten his ATM Pin number twice in six months and had to pay twice for new ATM cards and Pin numbers to be issued.  Now he cannot remember the Pin number yet again and will have to pay a third time!  Down down for this senile senior member.

Mystery Mystery Whip: Penile Extension

Bully & Stiffy reminding us of Statler & Waldorf (2 grump old men)

Cock Radio reminding us of Grumpy

Crock O’Shit reminding us of Cookie Monster

Big Head  Miss Piggy (being Blonde and American)

Coo Chi Coo - Kermit the Frog (who else but Coo Chi Coo0

The Prick: MIA

A.O.B.

·       Shoe Shopper called Stash in for making a tongue twister out of something that is not really that – here’s to the ‘old front’ running bastard.

·       Croc O’Shit came into the circle asking the question ‘who chooses the winners of awards’ ‘how much time is put into deciding’ ‘what diligence is there in choosing the winner’???.  Stash was called in as a winner who is a ‘not going away’ constant pain in the side to Hon Secs and Asst Hon Secs with his never-ending emails questioning the validity of  the newsletters. 

·       Half Cut brought Stash in again and wanted to bring it to everyone’s attention that she has never received an email.  Think of that what you will.

GM Business:

Hash Moments:

Circle closed

Saliva’s Plagiarism: (well worth reading)

Refer http:///telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/bryongordon/6549032/We-cant-even-beat-theGermans-at-being-ugly.htm1

‘ The British can’t even beat the Germans at being the ugliest’

Britain used to be a great empire, but now it has ‘gone to the dogs’. They have a Prime Minister who cannot spell, ministers who milk the system, immigrant residents who cannot speak English, citizens who complain about everything – the weather, health care, taxes, Simon Cowell’s X-Factor vote etc. 

This week, they lament that they could not even beat the Germans at being the ugliest people in the world. 

Apparently fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com (an elite dating website) have been accepted.  Existing members of the ‘ elite dating site’ rate how attractive potential members are over a 48 hour period, after applicants upload a recent photo and personal profile.  The British ‘ lost’ to the Germans at being rated the ugliest. 

Chastity Belt and Ayam Zinking were called in for down downs for being the ugliest British and German respectively.

On On On On!  

Scribed by Half Cut

Confucius Says Phil-osophy: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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