Returnees: Shiggy Piggy

• Twin Towers called in Fawlty Towers for not taking as much time with the reccy as she felt was deserved.   

• Fawlty Towers called Astronut in for being an enormous help with setting the run after having had only three hours sleep the night before. 

• Fawlty Towers called Ayam Zinking, Boo and Crock O’Shit’s look-alike Slocum into the circle for reminding him of mongrel dogs and pissing against trees during various stages of the run

• Twin Towers was called in to receive her long overdue t-shirt for 50 runs.

• Stiffy was called in for a down down for making the statement that a translator was required if Ayam was going to be the Mystery Whip

• Boo was called in for his never ending short cutting.

• Poser called in her partners in crime Twin Towers, Fawlty Tower and Astronut.  Within their friendship they openly say they have two smart arses and two dumb arses.  Poser was going to tell us a story about who really is a dumb arse but she forgot the story so we had to make our own conclusions.  Down down for Poser

• Poser called Astronut (one of the smart arses) into the circle and informed us that he is the biggest procrastinator in the world.  This fact was going to disrupt a recent holiday trip to Vietnam until Poser (one of the dumb arses) went on the internet and  saved him $500.  D.own down for Astronut

• Poser then called Twin Towers (one of the smart arses) into the circle.  When they were in Vietnam Twin Towers and Poser treated themselves and went for a pedicure.  Upon leaving the spa Twin Towers was handed the account but had to hand it Poser for checking as she couldn’t add it up.(who is the Smart Arse now).

• Twin Towers brought the prick into the circle and called Eleven in.  She had recently seen Eleven’s attempt to cook Chicken Soup.  Eleven did nothing to the soup with the exception of adding a chicken to water, adding water to the pot when it looked like getting dry, and leaving it to boil away all day.  Eleven admitted she doesn’t cook, doesn’t like it and sees no reason to do it.  The Prick was presented to Eleven.  (Dominator was heard to say from the edge of the circle that Twin Towers may have been calling the kettle black) .  

• Comes Quietly was also a contender but as he expressed the opinion that he actually can cook chicken stock (with stock cubes).

• Cock Radio called Poser in.  When Cock Radio asked Poser to be Mystery Whip she confided to him that in all her years hashing she had only been a Mystery Whip twice as she really did not feel she could do it.  The point Cock Radio made was that once she got in the circle she didn’t want to leave  job. 

• Half Cut was called in for a final down down - leaving for Colorado - Cheeks Out will be welcomed next week to replace her.

• Slocum called Fiona in to charge her.  On the run Slocum went ahead of her to find the way and when he did find it he called back but had to run right back to her before she could hear him saying ‘on on’. 

• Shaggy Dick called in Tiger Lily and Mr Magoo.  After the run Tiger Lilly was icing her sore bum and Mr Magoo was icing his Achilles tendon.  When Mr Magoo saw Tiger Lily icing he suggested that he could stick his feet close to Tiger Lily’s bum and they could ice them together. 

• Announcement - EGM in two weeks time to accept a new Asst Hon Sec.

• Awards – The Grand Mistress presented the Best Run of the Year for a run in Chestnut Avenue to Ditch.  Was to be presented at D&D but ran out of time. Congratulations Ditch.

• It should be noted that the circle began at 7.45pm and ended at 8.35pm.  The reason I say this is because they are actually genuine times  – you will see these times in each newsletter but not always soooo accurate (Cherry Picker you know what I mean) –  my last newsletter and I get it right. Oh well.

• Pinball Wizard. Cock Radio came in for a possible naming for Fiona.  As her husband’s name is Recipricunt a name was suggested but Fiona disappeared from the naming circle and as we cant do a naming without a person it didn’t happen right then.

• Naming: After a previous attempt at naming which was rejected by the crowd Fiona was brought in again for another try.  This time the previous name was suggested along with Pinball Wizard and Bimbo Wizard.  I am not sure what name was chosen but Bimbo Wizard sounds like it should be the one.

• Editor’s note: as this sounds all a little confusing to somebody who wasn’t there (like e.g. me), I interviewed none lesser than the great Grand Master himself on this subject: This is what he said:

  • There is a Musical called 'Tommy' based on double rock album by The Who. Tommy is a deaf dumb and blind youth who gains recognition and self esteem by becoming a champion pinball player. He becomes a hero to the locals and then is acclaimed in the press.

• As Fiona apparently failed to see any trail on the Run, nor hear any calls and did some pretty dumb things, Pinball Wizard she is. Good thinking Wet Patch!