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Run 1441 |
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Date: 29th January 2010 |
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Hares: Double Back and Bloodshit |
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Run-Site: Lorong Lada Hitam |
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On On: Beng Cheng Restaurant |
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Numbers: Members: 54 Returnees: 1 Visitors: 13 (incl. 1 virgin) Total: 68 |
The Run by our Mystery Run Reporter: Hot Single #04: Ayam Zinking
Anyway, it’s a special privilege to get chosen under the theme “HOT SINGLES!” to write this report about our last Fridays Hash run. Of course, it was a very specific run!
Sharp in time, at 0600pm, our GM in charge asked to get together in a circle to brief the run. I was wondering: where are the Hares? There wasn’t a soul in sight.
Hmm, most were still busy with themselves. Only few were listening.
Ok! “Hey, we want to run!!!” – was Jack-Off’s last call.
The pack starts to move in any direction (!?), not knowing where to go. They ran across the path behind the parking space, down a slope, crossed over a dry stream and directly into the bush (the jungle here is going to be gone soon; the place will be developed – What a pity!).
The run itself was clearly straight forward. Mostly, we were running on some kind of trails. It had gradual ups and downs, lots of circles and lesser T-checks. Yet, we nearly got lost at one of the circles. During the run I was changing gears all the time. Just when I had the right gear for the speed I was forced to change again, because of another coming up or down hill, or finding the right way at a circle – check.
For the most of the hashers this run was too straight forward. There was no climax, no river to swim through, no mud to slosh through, no jungle to bash through and no drain to crawl. Not dirty and smelly enough!
Ok, it was a run for runners, after that, you are clean enough to attend a girlfriend’s party.
But after all still something was extraordinary? Everybody was wondering, they discussed: Ha, all of us we were running ‘backwards’, the whole round! We went the opposite direction, the finishing became the starting.
Can you imagine, a pack of more then fifty people running ‘backwards’? How did it look like probably? Croc O’Shit gave a sample in action.
It might very well be possible that is happen the first time in history of the LC3H!
Nonetheless, it was an out of the ordinary run. Thanks to Double Back and Blood Shit!
AZ
The Circle by: Cheeks Out
The Circle started: With both GM’s present and calling to gather around at 7:53pm.
What did we think of the Run: Hares Blood Shit and Double Back in the circle and to shouts of “good run” “best reverse run ever” and so forth it was soon agreed to be a good run.
Tell us about your On On: Beng Cheng at Upper Thomson, 12$ a head and two big beers on each table (more shouts of “fantastic run!”)
Next Week’s Run: Shoe Shopper and Wet Patch: Upper Bukit Timah – Dairy Farm Road Car Park A
Virgins: Tony from Sidney “G’day mate” and welcome, drink it down down..
Visitors: Jurassic Dick, Butt Wiper, Mimi-aka Cock Tees, Carol, Sperminator, Muff Diver, Sex Change, Lulu, Xie Hua, Graeme, Wipe it off.
Returnees: BA.
New Members: None
Milestones: None
Do we have a Hare Whip? Blood Shit is the chosen one
· The first charge has to do with doing things backward: First in Double Back, she is the kind of woman if you tell her “go left” she goes right vica versa. bring in Jack Off and Cheeks Out They are the sort, if you tell them go this way they go the other way so a charge to all the “backwards girls!”
· Next a discussion on certain geographical area’s having very frugal people (read cheap!) some weeks ago, when Blood Shit and Double Back were ready to leave a car park after an On On they arrived at the barrier, paid their money – barrier opened and prepared to drive through BUT before they had time to move another hasher biked through waving happily to them and barrier closed. They had to pay again so bring in the car-park cheat: Croc O’Shit.
Prick of the Week: Jack Off was looking forward to getting her hands on the prick but Coo Chi Coo is not here so she will have to wait.
Mystery Whip: Ad Nauseum
As a good Scot – he arrives at a Friday hash expecting a good, cheap night out but Ugly Bum heads to the Haberdash and finds a lovely dress – is it expensive? No $20 but of course with this dress I will need a pair of nice “fuck me shoes” $150 OK OK 150 + 20 still just about OK but BUT then comes the real deal, I will of course need this special bra – and how much is that? $200! So bring in G-String for costing the cheap Scot a fortune.
Next in a returnee, when people come back it is nice to hear them “Hi Ad Nauseum how are you doing?” or such niceties but this guy has it perfected with a crushing hand shake and a “HELLO SHIT-HEAD”. On in personality of the year contender Sperminator.
· Finally from the run: Out on trail Ad Nauseum was a little lost so asked a fellow hasher “which way do you think it is?” and said fellow hasher responded with trying to sell him an insurance policy ??? Can you insure against getting lost in the jungle? Of course you can “FOLLOW BOO!” Bring in the insurance agent!
G-M privilege: Cock Radio wishes to explain some of the squeals that were heard around his showering tonight – one of our lovely new-comers was showering behind the beer truck as well and Cock Radio decided to discreetly move to the side and turn his back but said girl decided to move to a view right in front of Cock Radio and proceeded to say “don’t look at me”. There were also stories of throwing of cold water and other teasing behaviour. Bring in the “teaser” “She’s alright ..”
Mystery Mystery Whip: enters Handbag
Rumours on the hash about zig-zaggers? Chicken Shit come on in – as she enters “no not you – the husband!” so enter Strapless, on the trail often heard “coming right!”, “coming left!” and. So to the zigger zagger “drink it down down down ..”
Circle Jerk being the perfect new husband and helping his wife up a bank as Boo The Mad Chinaman was following he offered him a hand as well – but Boo The Mad Chinaman was too proud to take it so come in Boo The Mad Chinaman for being TOO PROUD
Something about “junk-mail” with advertisings for “look young without surgery” and there were free samples “face-lifting cream”, Deep exfoliating gel” and “radiant youth essence” So bringing in Cock Radio and Boo The Mad Chinaman? They need to stay younger!
AOB
First in is Cock Radio: He just cannot forget about his shower girl-friend and brings in Mimi again – apparently before the run Mimi clean and dirty? came over and splashed ice-cold water on Cock Radio’s willy! And the week before she was trying T-shirts on - changing in and out in front of poor Cock Radio who was trying to have a good peep whilst attempting to be the perfect gentleman and averting his eyes (bull shit bull shit..) anyway one thing led to another and Croc O’Shit led the crowd in the naming of Mimi as Cock Tees’ and all the Cocks were delighted to have such a lovely female join their family.
Second, Slack Arse. Bringing in Goody Bag for bringing up the rear tonight she wasn’t feeling so good – something she ate? Yes she had a banana before the run?? Problem well it was probably the speed with which she gobbled it up – picturing this I think had all the red blooded male hashers getting pretty worked up so if she was not already Goody Bag there could have been a good name there – so a charge to the “Banana Gobbler!”
Third, Not Tonight In the newspapers this morning about dress code in Tesco’s in Cardiff, bringing in Potato Head for being Welsh and Loose Change and Stiffy for having shopped in Tesco’s in Cardiff: the dress code is: “no pyjama and slippers” so guys and gals no more nipping out for a couple of pints and a pack of fags without getting changed in the mornings!
Fourth, Kan Not Can Some hurried words about another Burns Night run but sorry, missed the drift of the message. [Suggest that if there are announcements of other chapter’s special runs, they be put in the newsletter in good time so people can plan in advance if they wish to go.]
Finished at around 8:30 seated and eating before 9 and the food was GREAT! Thanks Double Back and Blood Shit – we do appreciate when people take as much care recceing for the On On as they do for the run.
On On On On!
Scribed by: Cheeks Out
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