Run

Date: 15.12.2000

Hares: Dirty Hacker

Mother Mary

Blood Shit

Double Back

Location: CDAN Fernleaf

Total Guests: 11

Returnee: 1

New Member: 1

Visitors: Noman From: Central Coast Hash, Australia

Pocket Rocket “

Gecko (not B.A.) “

Bruce

Reg

Returnee: Degenital

New Member: Flakey

This is going to be a very short circle report. To whip and scribe on a rainy weather with millions of people chatting away, you can only do this much, unless your are Black Widow. But I’m Jack-off.

Everyone voted it to be a good run - “too many checks” and “not enough concrete”.

Great on-on at the Chinese restaurant ‘over there’. S$120.00 per table and the food were excellent. If you have Double Back and Mother Mary at the dinner table, you can be assured that the dishes will be great.

Next week’s run - Bee prepared. It will be a Hash Marathon @ Seletar Farmway 6

Temple Carpark MR102 B3

Bring your Ids as On-on is in the

“Club”.

Hare Whip:

· Blood-Shit: There has been a lot of critics about the US election from all over the world. More so from Europe. However, when it comes to an emergency, the Americans “always” come prepared to who ever seeks help. A Scotsman came to the hash without his running shorts today, Bagless asked Dirty Hacker if he would have a pair of running shorts to spare. Being a well prepared American, DH loaned Bagless a pair of shorts that is Blue, red and white stripes (the American flag) shorts. Bagless put on the American flag shorts to run the American run. I bet he even said it was a great pair of shorts and a great run too.

Mystery Whip 1:

· Jack-off: Before the circle, I went up to Degnital and asked if he broken has all the checks on the run and not holding back any for the back runners. He innocently said that there weren’t many and that he tried creating some but didn’t know how. Being away for so long, he has obviously forgotten all the rules on the hash and deserves a down-down. As the circle was about to start, Blood-Shit asked me what I thought about the run. I told him it was a bloooody loooong ruuun and not enough checks. He proudly replied that there were only a couple in the beginning that was all. It was supposed to be a Runners’ run. So if you are not a runner, you are screwed. The hares actually plot this run to be a hash shit run and looked forward to getting it. But it was a good run and I don’t get it.

Mystery Whip 2:

· Big Hammer: Was surfing the LCHHH home page and stumbled upon the comments which he read from the guest book:

“I am in the US navy and was in Singapore for a joint diving and salvage exercise with the Singapore Navy. I just want to thank everyone who made my virgin hash a great one. Everyone was so nice, especially the person who held an umbrella over my head the whole time we stood in the rain while in the circle. You will definitely see me running again.”

Black Widow was called for this as she is usually involved in arranging for the navy guys to come to the hash. But Pocket Rocket was called in for Look-A-like.

Prick-of-the-week: Missing in action.

Pussy-of-the-week: Went together with Prick-of-the-week.

The tongue: Gone and Forgotten.

AOB 1: Double-Back called in Blood-shit for insisting on wearing his new pair of gortex running shoes to lay this run. Because he said it is gortex and that would keep the rain out. Also they are black in colour and would keep him out of trouble “down-down” . Double Back gave him one well deserved down-down for being so vain anyway.

AOB 2: Coo-Chi-Coo called in all the hares. Critic about the run that at the start of it, down the valley, running knee deep in the water, he passed a sign that said “BEWARE, 23,000 VOLTAGE”. They were given a down-down for not warning CCC in advance. As for the rest of the hashers. No one saw the such a sign. It’s only for CCC’s eyes only.