Run

Date: 22.12.2000

Hares: Corny Linguist, Pecker Checker, Stff & Geneva

Location: Seletar West Farmway 6

Total Guest: 13

Visitors: (4) Detective Dick from New Delhi Hash

Shin Rain

Sex Change

Charlotte from Wed hash

Returnee: (2) Razor

MouthFull

Once again, a short report. Scribing in the rain is really no joke. That means holding up an umbrella and scribing at the same time. Fortunately, thanks to Bully who offered to hold up the umbrella for me while I scribed. Thanx a mil BULL.

The hares were called in. A decision to be made whether which was good, the run, the pina colada, X’mas wine or the mince pie. All voted GREAT for the food and drinks but the run…. Kidding…Good run anyway.

On on was in the old Seletar camp/golf club. Chinese food @$18.00 per head and beer @ $16.00 per jar.

Next weeks run

Run 953	First Anniversary of the New Millineum Run
Date :	29 December, 2000
Hares :	Too Wet & Posh Duck
Run-Site :	The British Club
	MAP
Map Ref :	237 A1

Proceed to the top car park. The hare predicts a short run and a long swim in the pool. So bring along your swimmers.

Hare Whip:

· Corny-linguist said that hashing is all about breaking checks and breaking bridges. But he notice in this particular run tonight, BOG did none of that. Instead, he went about leaping and jumping from branch to branch like a monkey to avoid shiggies, dirt and water. What a wimp. And SEXCHANGE tried to float on water but failed miserably as he was too heavy and there wasn’t much water anyway. Fortunately for him QUICKSAND came to his rescue. We think that’s why she is called Quicksand. BOG, SEXCHANGE and QUICKSAND (look-a-like, WALKIE TALKIE) were given a down down. Of course, Walkie Talkie deserved a down down anyway as she followed the run faithfully BUT backwards. Very clever, she started the run just when we finished it.

Mystery Whip 1:

· COO CHI COO: Started something, which he wished he never did. He got everyone to repeat every sentence he said. When he thought he was done with his smart little work, he could not get everyone to stop repeating after him. Anyway, he called in Shin Rain and gave her down down for forgetting her running shoes and thinks she could run with her sandals. Being a kind Samaritan, CCC loan her a pair of his jogging shoes, which incidentally fit her.

· Pecker Checker was called in and was accused of getting confused with the long and the short run and directed CCC to the short run. CCC may be vertically challenged, but he prefers to do the long run. My guess was Pecker Checker was helpful that’s all.

· CCC wanted to prove to us that he could read. He quoted an article from the Straits Times saying that the “Scent of a man can draw women shoppers.- The male pheromone, a subliminal sexual scent, can turn women into big shoppers, lacing products with it may be a good sales tactic, says study.” CCC called in Walkie Talkie, Kamala (which CCC called) and Loose Change in to the circle to smell him. But none of these women reacted to CCC scent and we found out why as because “the pheromones could be used to directly and subconsciously affect the purchase decisions of women aged between 18 to 30.” Now we know why. Down down for them.

· Astronut gave CCC a down down for not calling Kamala her hash name (Sybil) after having run for decades.

Mystery Whip 2:

· Vietnam Rose: She observed that there was a particular hasher who started the run last but was able to come back first and went about ordering Jason to move his beer wagon all over the place because it was parked too near his car, or too wet in one place and there was dog shit at some place. Bully was given a down down for being a big bully.

· Pecker Checker, Iron Crotch, Hand Job and Loose change were called in for the great mince pie they made.

Prick of the week and pussy of the week are, once again, missing in action. I think by now we all have forgotten the tongue.

AOB:

· Sybil asked a question and answered herself. She asked what a hash is and answered that you learn to drink on the hash and that is not all. You also run and just run no matter what the grounds are like. AFTER SHOCK was looking out for mud and trying to avoid it. Vietnam Rose just refused to even go near the mud, pricks and water. She said she had only one pair of long pants on and did not want to mess it up.

· BOG was wondering why some people are holding up umbrellas when there was no rain. He called in Stiffy (did I get it right this time?), Strapless, Tim Sum and Run-a-way, who carried umbrellas at the circle.