Run No. 993

Date: 28 September 2001

Where: Sunset Bay, Sentosa

Occasion:  Coo Chi Coo’s Birthday

Hares: Coo Chi Coo, No Good

Members: 50

Guests:  20

- Returnees : 0

- Visitors : 1

- Virgins : 3

 

The Sentosa, War memorial run was voted a very good run even with the fat snake and the frightened chickens.

 

Next week’s hare – Forest Cunt. Run to be at the car park at the end of Fort road at Tanjong Rhu.

 

So early in the circle, the private party of Boo, Boo and Boo was iced by the GMattress for disturbing the peace, a minor misdameanor according to Boo.

 

All the virgins tonight were courtesy of Half Penny – Simon, Claire and Anita were given a drink with Boo. Half Penny was called in also to make it a full-house of lawyers, amidst cries of Hang Them. Boo shouted something about he only wants to solicit….. he should “sit and licit” more often as this was not to be his last visit to the cool-stool.

 

Randy from Houston was our visitor, cap and all.

 

Harelip whipped cheap bastards for being ferry-men, and soliciting rides across the causeway - Foo Foo, Strapless, Skidmark and Stiffy. Stiffy even made money – amazing how many people you can fit in the Merc’ with the windows down.

 

Awards -  100 runs to Corny Linguist , 250 for Quickie with an audience of Boo, while Strapless exhibited why he got his name, cause he had no idea how to get the shirt onto Quickie – poor Amy!!!! Too Good got her 650 runs award and also gave no fleshy glimpses – I guess that why we have Indi…..

 

The Mystery Whip was hesitant, Indi cried “you never know who will come out” … in walked the man from Snowy River, whip cracking, lip smacking , declaring a need for a mountain woman – On in Bushy. Bully, whip in hand, wanted to know what he and Bushy had in common. “Tit-size!” yelled Puss-in-boots. I whispered that they could both have crack-in-hand as Bully whipped me again for justafiably mistaking Bully for Bushy in one of my more lucid moments earlier on. Down down for the flogged Frontarse.

 

Bully then whipped the happless Boo for always knowing his way around the mainland but had to wait for Quickie at the causeway entrance as it was she who was to lead him onto Sentosa as Boo would be lost….. no man is an island.

Bully in a trilogy of whips fladulated our visitor Randy for calling him Mr. Bull, out of respect for elders as Randy(40++) had just married a 25 year old lady, I guess you don’t get a name like that for nothing!!

 

And now it’s time for the Mystery Mystery Whip, in sauntered the venerable Loose Change, who wasn’t even going to run until she accepted the MMW jobby. Lucky she did as poor No Good was whipped for not knowing what a 69 was, before our LC could whip out her ‘Kamela Sutra’ up jumped the Yoga pumped Wankie Poo and volunteered to show them – ooh that would put a kink in your neck for a 34.5 ….??

Loose Change then whipped our little feathered friend ‘Ayam Kampong’ for changing  in her office and nobody noticing. She should have stopped talking, and then everyone would have turned around …… thanks Indi (hey you can get anyone in trouble when you write this thing)

      

A real prick-of-the-week story from the giver – Corny Linguist, another cheap bastard, left his car and got a lift onto sentosat $4.00, instead of $12. Realising he had left the POW behind, he asked Fanny Flasher to take him over to get the prick (likely story) even after FF had asked Pit Stop to go home with her. On retrieving the prick found that in saving $8.00, he had been a victim of the grey wrath and had a parking ticket for his problems – good save Corny. All this just to give the prick to Half Penny for being aggressive. I guess shewanted to take Corny over the cause-all the-way.

 

Indi announced, in her own demure way that there is always a  plethora of love making at Christmas time in OZ, especially when she is homme (get it??) and to prove her point bought in 4 September-birthday Aussies, Half Penny, Coo Chi Coo, Shit Stream and Filthy Phil as they were the recipients of that twinkling Christmas eye all those years ago.

 

Another voiciferous icing, Skidmark for something about sex going to different parts of his body – you can only do that after copious quantities of beer – for your partner…

 

1000th run barrell devotees, uncorked – Indianus (about time) but she was to be iced for ……. donating to the goodie bag instead!

Velcro’s, Strapless and Amy uncorked. 

 

The Grand Mattress said “Don’t forget, all you Captains of Industry that we are also after advertisement donations and pledges for our 1000th run magazine”.

 

The whip craking Bully got another drink for being stupid enough to hand the ‘Bull’ whip to Frontarse to try his luck and a muted swish was heard by all.

 

On On at Sunset Bay was see-food bonanza and a great setting was enjoyed by all.

 

ON ON!

 

Frontarse

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