Cock Radio, on the Couch, with Back Seat Bonker

Konnnichiha Back Seat Bonker

Konnnichiha……….. (Continues to talk in Japanese)

I just love it when you  speak Japanese, it makes me go all funny!

Arigato.

What have you been doing today?

At work, then shopping. My daughter is having her 6^th Birthday party this weekend, she actually turned 6 in July, but we are just having the party now.

Yes, I know what it’s like, those 6^th birthday parties take forever to plan and organize, absolute nightmare hey.

No, we have been away and  busy. Today we went and spent the afternoon buying goody bags for the party at IMM.

I didn’t realize Goody Bags was for sale, I did hear they were giving Goody Bags away at a fun run the other week. She sure gets around. What does she do at the party, jump out of the cake?

My daughter loves goody bags, especially the princess one.

I actually prefer the maid’s uniform.

When did you first join the Hash?

Good question.

Thank you, I spent a lot of time thinking up these probing questions!

I joined 1 and ½ years ago.

Where was your first run?

Sime Road, at Bukit Browne Cemetery

How did you get your name?

No comment! You know anyhow. My husband was massaging me in the back seat of the car as I had a cramp in my leg after the run, it was at Blackmore Drive. You walked past us and told everyone how you saw me with my legs out the back seat making groaning sounds with my husband standing there. And so they gave me my name that night, thanks to you!

You’re welcome. It was the least I could do!

Most memorable moments?

When I got my name of course. I was not doing anything, I had cramp!

Also when I got the Prick one week because I forgot to bring some knickers to change into after the run. Very embarrassing.

Yes, Confucius say ‘Girl who forget knickers end up feeling like a prick.’ We noticed that you hung onto it for a long time too!

What do you like the most about Hashing?

I guess, actually I don’t like running, but at the Hash I am forced to run so I don’t get left behind in the jungle. Plus I get lots of encouragement from everyone so I can do some exercise without too many problems. My husband encourages me too by kicking me in the bottom when I get too far behind.

What do you dislike?

So far ok I think. Oh yeah, sometimes when you go into mud up to your knees or water up to my chest. I don’t like to get mud on my chest.

I believe it’s good for the skin.

Prove it.

Don’t tempt me!

You must have very nice legs then because you are always covered in mud.

Thank you. Advantages of being clumsy.

Anyone you particularly admire on the Hash?

Many people. Tiger Lily stands out because she runs to the Hash, runs the Hash, then runs home again after the Hash.

How would you improve the Hash?

Maybe make the Circle a bit shorter sometimes, I get very hungry.

On the Hash you should………just do the run! Remember this is from a person who does not like to run.

If you weren’t Hashing, you would be……….at home playing with my daughter

Any food you would not eat?

Chilli, curry, raw tomato, beer or coffee. Sake yes!

Any words of wisdom to leave us with?

No wisdom in my head.

Elsewhere?

No! But the Committee do a good job and deserve to be thanked for their time..

Arigato!

Finally, do you follow Boo?

No, I’ve been told not to!

Back Seat Bonker, thank you for your time, arigato, sayonara!

Douitashimashita !

Oh yes please, talk more Japanese for me!

Sayonara.

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