Cock Radio, On the couch with Big Head

(conducted after committee meeting at Astronut’s and Poser’s residence)

Hi, How are you?  I’ve had a f.ing shit of a day, one of my customers f..cked up their GST and I f..ing had to fix it for them and ….

Ahhhh, ok, lets try something a little safer. Where was your first run? I thought it was meant to be a male this week?

I ask the questions, you do the answers ok? It was with the Harriet’s in August 2002, Posh Duck’s Birtday Run at jalan Kampong Cantek.

Your favourite run site? Ohh, that’s a hard one. I like a hard one though. Probably Chestnut Ave.

Most memorable run? That would have to be this years Quad run because I had to put my butt on the ice. Kampung I’ve had the ice but you get to sit on a man’s lap. Oh, I got iced at Seletar’s 25^th anniversary run too.

So you like to do things with ice hey? I’ve heard that can be quite an experience. What about your least memorable hash moment? That would be at Bukit Timah Nature Reserve, trail set by 2 virgin hares and I got left behind. I knew where I was but I didn’t know how to get to where I wanted to go, so I ended up at Dairy farm and got a taxi back.

Any other special moments? In Perth, I got invited to go  on the Thinking and Drinking Run. But I did too much drinking and not enough thinking and left my shoes behind. That was on the Friday night, there was still 2 days of Hashing to go so I had to go and buy a new pair.

At this stage, Goody Bags, who has been admiring and fondling  a wooden carved statue of a nude female on the coffee table, decides to imitate it by lying on the floor. Astronut, who has just come back into the room with more wine, says nice Butts and goes on how Poser also has nice butts.

Favourite On On?  Oh, geez, that would have to be the Red Lantern, they are good to us.

How did you get your name Big Head?  Would you like me to show you? Haha. Actually it was at a Harriet’s Birthday bash, fancy dress and I wore this huge afro wig and you could only see my face sticking out. Zipp suggested big head.

Funniest hash moment? That would be setting the run for 1300^th . We went and had lunch first, and Peeking Ong had about 6 glasses of sugar cane juice. We didn’t tell him that all the sugar molasses in it causes the shits. So Peeking Ong is setting the run and had to keep running off trail into the bushes and we kept saying that we would set false trails to where he had defoliated the bush!

Another wine for you? Yes please, what is that one you have?

This is an Aussie chardonnay. Oh no, its been oaked, keep your Aussie Woody away from me!

Ok. Umm, I need to go to the toilet.  Oh F..ing shit, so do I.

At this, Big Head then jumps on Cock Radio in an attempt to suffocate him then races out to the toilet before CR has a chance to resurrect himself.

Who do you admire most on the Hash? (besides me)  All the long timers who are still doing it.

Yes, Viagra has done wonders. No you f..ing dickhead, I mean still hashing.

Oh, yes, correct. Do you think Astronut is sexy?  Oh of course and that’s all I am going to say. Who doesn’t!

If you weren’t hashing , what would you be doing?  Drinking somewhere else!

On the hash, you should always…….. have a good time.

Big Head, thank you for your time on the couch.

The interview winds up with Big Head attacking CR again, this time she attempts to draw all over his foot. Oh the hazards of journalism!

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