Cock Radio, on the Couch, with Cum Puss
Hi, who’s that?
Alice? Who the f**ck is Alice?
You know, Cum Puss.
Oh, yes, what can I do for you?
I want to go on the couch with you.
Oh, really? My luck has changed, usually I have to drag people onto my couch!
I heard you were desperate.
Ok, thanks. When was your first run?
It was with Kampung in April /June 2004 at the Handlebar. I was put on ice because I was walking with Suzee Wong and they charged us for being lesbians.
And are you?
Not that I know of, but I could be tempted. Maybe in my next life.
Let me know if you do get tempted won’t you.
How did you get your name?
I was living at Seletar Air base, I didn’t know about Hashing and that you could walk. I kept getting asked to go, a hash even went straight past my house. Then I moved to Holland Village and Suzee Wong asked me to come and watch
Come and watch, Suzee Wong? Was that one of those tempting lesbian experiences?
No, watch the Hash! So I was doing a run at Bukit Browne Cemetery and there were 2 old Hashers with me arguing. One said we should go to the left and the other said to the right. After we came to a dead end, they listened to me and I got these 2 experienced lost Hashers home. They thought I was their compass because I went the right way. Peeking Ong quickly turned compass into Cum Puss and there you have it!
Your favourite run site?
Anywhere with a mixture of jungle trails.
Favourite On On site?
No idea, but I don’t like Mr. Ho when they just throw the food onto your plate.
I don’t think this newsletter goes to Mr. Ho so I guess we can expect more food thrown around.
Most memorable moments?
I just enjoy the Circles and the joking and laughing. And bringing the birthday cake too.
What do you like the most about Hashing? Beside the cake! And being on the Couch with me!
I like meeting all the people, it’s fun. Most are good people.
What do you like least? Apart from having food slapped on your plate!
Nothing, I love it all, the run, people, food, jokes.
On the Hash you should……….run and be a gentleman to give the ladies a hand.
Yes, did you hear that Boo?
If you weren’t Hashing, you would be……….a bored old housewife.
Do you mean like in ‘Sex In The City?’
No, just a housewife.
Who do you really admire on the Hash?
No no no no no no no no!
I take it that means you don’t want to answer that question!
Could you improve the Hash?
Yes, reeducate people who are not nice.
You’re first Boo!
Any words of wisdom to leave us with?
No, I’m still learning.
Finally, do you follow Boo?
Yes I do.
Cum Puss, thank you for being on the couch.
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