Cock Radio, On the couch with No Good

Hi, How are you?  Who is this huh?

This is Cock Radio. Why you wake my boy up, I’m in the bedroom, so late lah?

It’s only 9pm, I didn’t think Coo Chi Coo would be asleep yet. No lah, not him, I mean my son. What do you want?

Just a few questions. Where was your first run?  It was in 90/91, Phoney Dick gave me a ride, it was a long time ago, I can’t remember where the run was but it was so alien, everyone kept asking me questions; how did I find out about the Hash? Where am I from, what do I do, what’s my phone number, what am I doing on the weekend?

Sounds like you were pretty popular?  Yeah lah, I had good figure in those days, not all curvy like now haha.

Your favourite run site? Mandai area, soft sand to run on

Most memorable run? I can’t remember.

Probably wasn’t too memorable then huh? It would have been when I was in good shape, I used to run and keep up with Jim Matheison.

What about your least memorable hash moment?  That’s when all the male Hashers use to ask me for my number and the females wanted to know all about me.

Sounds like you and Goody Bags have something in common!

.Favourite On On?  I’m sick of the Red Lantern, why can’t we go Italian, Japanese, Korean, something different. Why don’t we?

Remember, I ask the questions.How did you get your name No Good?  There were 2 Rosalinds at the Hash, one is Too Good, and because my surname was Ng, it became No Good.

Ahh, not because you get up to no good?  It was a good pick up line, are you up to no good?

Who do you admire most on the Hash? (besides me)  Male or female? No one in particular.

Guess that puts me outright winner there then! Can I go to sleep now?

If you weren’t hashing , what would you be doing?  Aerobics, and sleeping because you wouldn’t be ringing me up in the middle of the night. Can I go to bed now?

On the hash, you should always…….. go for fun, have a beer, go to the on on but not sing, I can’t sing.

How would you improve the Hash? Have some new blood, new members.

You don’t like an old member? Not that lah!

So how did you meet Coo Chi Coo? It was at the Hash. He offered me water to shower, gave me a lift home, I thought he was a really nice person.

Wait a minute, a really nice person, are we talking about the same guy? Have we finished yet?

Ok, No Good, thank you for your time on the couch. You can get to bed now.  Ai ya!!

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