Cock Radio, on the Couch, with Poser

Hi Poser, how are you?

Think I’m in need of a bit of a tickle to make me smile.

Just try 20 minutes on the Couch with me and you’ll be smiling!

Oh good!

When was your first Hash?

1988, Phil Murray, Red Arrow, was lead guitar in a band called ‘The Syphs and the Sores’, Black Widow and Foreskin the singers and Bully playing drums. They introduced me to the Hash.

Where was your first run?

No frickin’ clue, but I was young then and not very fit but I managed to finish in the middle of the pack because I didn’t want to get left behind. I nearly died!

How did you get your name?

It was in 1989, Phoney Dick had noticed that I was always first to shower, clean up and put on some sexy clothes. He would say ‘There she is, posing again!’ He got me in the Circle and showed a picture of the Indian Supreme Goddess and suggested that she resembled me. So Poser it was and still is!

Most memorable moment?

My first run was memorable. I was brought into the Circle for having the shortest shorts and won the award for the year, it was a G-string!

Best Run?

Well, I haven’t done the actual trails for about 5 years now so I can’t remember! There are actually good reasons why I don’t run trails now. I see Astronut with sores and scratches on him that take 6 months to heal plus I don’t like getting all that shiggy water up my orifices’!

Favourite Run site?

Yes, there is one but I forget! Oh, yes, Dempsey Rd, because it is close to home, not in the boon docks, and a good Hare can set a very good run there. And our cars don’t get broken into there so much anymore!

What do you dislike?

People who don’t support the on on and go as a group elsewhere.

Best ON On?

Ponggol1992, it was mine and there were 120 people there and seamen everywhere with Black Widow in the middle of them! It was at the old Seafood restaurant that they have pulled down now. It got On On of the year!

Anyone you particularly admire on the Hash?

At the moment it would be Astronut because he is documenting all the old Hash records and newsletters at the expense of our personal life!

How would you improve the Hash?

For sure, get the On Sec a cheap lap top and buy a speaker/microphone system for those people with a soft voice to use at the Circle!

Good idea, especially the lap top! Do you have any influence with the GM?

On the Hash you should………not call ‘On On’ if you are not on trail!

Any food you would not eat?

Pig stomach and offal. I use to but now I realize how bad it is for you.

Ok, I’ll just cross Pig Organ Soup off my diet then! Any words of wisdom to leave us with?

I’m the last person to ask. I’m wiser than I look though so I won’t say anything!

Finally, do you follow Boo?

Are you kidding me? No frickin way, he’s a lunatic! But he is becoming more mellow with age. Last Friday Astronut wanted to move the Circle so it was under the light and I said no way will Boo move but Cherry Picker asked him nicely and he said no problem!

One final thing, at a run this year, Shaggy Dick 2 charged you by saying that we males are doomed if we look at you and doomed if we don’t. Would you like to comment on this?

Well, you can look but don’t touch! I’ll give him a flash, just let me know.

Well, on those 2 points, thank you Poser!

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