Cock Radio, on the Couch, with Wonton

Gdday Mate.

How long have you been running?

Come on, you’ve seen me, I hardly ever run.

Oh yeah.

How long have you been walking then?

Probably 9 years. Wait, how old is my daughter? Make that 11 years. I first met hashers at the D&dD and then went for the Hash after that.

Where was your first run?

I told you, I don’t run.

Ok, ok, where was your first walk?

I can’t remember.

How did you get your name?

From my ex-boyfriend, now my husband.

Because he fancied your dumplings or he was just wanton’ you?

The best Run you ever did?

None. Remember, I don’t run.

Your most memorable Run?

As per the previous answer!

Ok, ok, ok, no more run questions, I give up.

Any funny moment that stand out on your walks?

No.

Favourite On On?

Red Lantern 

Who do you admire on the Hash?

FRB’s

And I guess you don’t know who they are, right.

Could the Hash be improved?

Of course

Does anything get up your nose on the Hash?

Not much

What do you see as the issues that will face the Hash in the future?

Hashers getting older

Hey, I resemble that remark.

If you weren’t at the Hash, what would you be doing? 

Cooking tea for my ex boyfriend, who is now my husband.

If you were GM, what would you do?

I am the GM. What do you think I should do?

Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry, I’ve been away too long.

On the Hash you should …… 

Gossip

What do you enjoy the most about Hashing?

Gossiping

What are you up to today?

Not much.

What, no gossip?  

Any words of wisdom you would like to leave us with?

On On

On that note Wonton, thank you for your straight to the point responses and joining me on the couch this week.

By the way, any gossip before you go?